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Not The Smartest
 
A Biloxi Mississippi man thought he would win money.  He called the Treasure Bay Casino and demanded over the phone that they deliver $100,000 to his house or he would show up and shooting people.
It makes the job easier when the bad guys leave their name and home address.  The suspect was charged with telephone harrassment and taken to jail and hold on a $25,000 bond.

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911 Misdial
 
Palm Springs, California
 
A 911 call was received and the telecommunicator called the number back.  The police repsonded and find a large amount of marijuana.  The female resident accidentally dialed 911 when she meant to dial 411.  One resident tried to claim a "medical" reason for having the green weed, but that did not pan out.  Another resident ran from the house and was arrested on a parole violation.  Police found 76 plants growing inside a grow room.

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News Flash
 
North Dakota's worst air disaster is being reported when a small Cessna 52 two-seater plane went down Saturday in a Cemetery.  Local search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the weekend.....

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Things That Make You Go Hum!
 
Why is it that you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway....
 
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong????
 
HUM...........
 
Please foward any strange or funny stories to rdesmarais@melbourneflorida.org
 
Remember to keep it clean!

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On the Lighter Side of the Radio
 
One criminal broke into a basement of a bank through a street level window.  In the process, however, he suffered from several lacerations.  After the robber realized he could not get his bounty or make the climb back out the way he came in, he began to realize he may die from his injuries.  The robber located a phone and dialed 911 for help, the rest as they say is history.
 
This one is from South Carolina:
An angry man walked into his local police substation and threw what appeared to be a bag of cocaine.  He told the desk sergeant that he went and paid money for cocaine.  He continued to say that when he got home, it was not cocaine.  He demanded that the police go out and arrest the dealer for selling substandard merchandise.
We all know who was arrested in this one!!

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